Are you fancy? Do you have a printer that can automatically print double sided (duplex printing)?
THIS is the file for you!
For single sided printers, THESE are the files you want.
Print the print-me-first file and reload the printer with your freshly printed pages.
Whether you have to reload these pages upside down, right side up, forwards or backwards depends on your printer. Use a test sheet to learn about your printer's orientation.
Once you have print-me-first pages reloaded, print the print-me-second file.
Fold those bad boys. Your printer may have collated the pages funny, so you'll want to make sure the 'Holy Shit' cover page falls on top.
Secure the spine with staples or bits of string.
We we wanted to do this thing about the apocalypse, or the end of times, but we realized by 'end' we meant both 'beginning' and 'proceeding'. So our prompt is the current moment. The shock, disbelief, the momentum and object and uncanny decisions of this very second in 2016.